What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:06

Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
—
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
No way
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysts revamp forecast for Nvidia-backed AI stock - TheStreet
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Measles leaves children vulnerable to other diseases for years - Our World in Data
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
What are some funny and smart quotes?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Light Squeezed Out of Darkness in Surprising Quantum Simulation - ScienceAlert
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do men love to stink/being smelly?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones