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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Why do Darwin atheists not like facts of Genesis? I’ve noticed they block and dismiss everything a person states. Is that how science works to hide when a truth comes at them?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

No way

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysts revamp forecast for Nvidia-backed AI stock - TheStreet

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Measles leaves children vulnerable to other diseases for years - Our World in Data

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

What are some funny and smart quotes?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Light Squeezed Out of Darkness in Surprising Quantum Simulation - ScienceAlert

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This Electronic Device We All Toss Holds 450 Milligrams of 22-Carat Gold you never knew was there - Indian Defence Review